I give up

I'm quitting smoking starting tomorrow. It's bad for me. I can't run. It turns my teeth yellow and it upsets my mother.

So starting tomorrow I quit.

In its place and with the money I save I will buy myself a wow subscription and teeth whitener. I'll replace one addiction with another.

I'll buy dum dums too for when I'm out with friends and they're smoking.

This will work. This time it will work.

At least that's what I tell myself.